Thursday, January 3, 2013

Finding the perfect fit: Beer Personalities

LINK: http://know.burrp.com/drinks-and-nightlife/beer-personalities-illustrated/44678
There is a perfect beer for everyone. Sandhya Ramachandran has a few suggestions.
You can tell a crow by its caw and a person by his beer. Or so we’d like to believe. After some very fun research, we found a few fun combinations. Read on and see if any of these are true.
Home-brewer Hippie
If you’d rather grow your own barley and hand pick hops you must be the home-brewer hippie. We are pretty sure you’ve staged a few protests, your home is flower-power paradise and free spirit means more than just one thing to you (pun completely intended). 
Corona Glory
You most probably love your friends, work hard and party even harder. How, you ask, do we know this? We think we’ve spotted you at a party,Coronain hand daring someone to a game of whiskey chasers. For you, this canary yellow drink is just about as bright and happy as sunshine itself.   
Cheer leader
Do you hoot for Sachin and root for Messi while watching the game on the big screen? If you do, we’re also sure you love your Bud, Coors and Kingfisher and can balance a bucket of chicken wings on your belly hands free. You’re also probably as loyal to your beer as you are to your teams. 
The Tipsy Tipplers
You drink behind locked doors of empty classrooms and corridors of dingy college hostels. “We don’t need no education” plays in the background as you sneak in buckets of beer, sometimes diluted with water or soda. Quantity not quality matters here and everyone tops up from the communal bucket. If you fall into this category, call yourself the rebels with a cause – beer. 
Cosmo Connoisseur
If you have various sizes of snifter in your glassware cabin and you smell and swivel your beer before you drink it, this is you. If you have travelled far and wide to seek out one sip of the best and rare beers, you sure are the Cosmo Connoisseur we are talking about. You are a walking beer-cyclopaedia who can categorize beers in your sleep according to taste, aroma, colour, strength and then some.
Grab your drink irrespective of which one fits you and utter universal hail to beer – cin cin, salut, mabuhay and cheers!
 Illustrations: Sandhya Ramachandran

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